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Child:
Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
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